Gavin, my 2 year old, is always getting into trouble. He's just your normal nosy boy who gets into everything. Last night he came out of his room wearing only a diaper and covered in stickers. He said he was a superhero with tattoos.
The other day I was busy with the twins in the living room and assumed Gavin was in his room playing. Well, he wasn't. He got into our bedside table and got into some "personal lubricant." He had it everywhere: hands, face, table. When I saw him he said, "I need lotion mama."
The very same day, he comes walking into the living room with white stuff on the top of his foot. He proudly shows me saying, "Look mama, I need medicine for my boo boo."
I calmly take him by the hand, and lead him into my bathroom (their bathroom is totally kid proof). I asked him which medicine he used. I pointed to my moisturizer...no. Some lotion...no. He opened a drawer and got out a tube of Preparation H. LOL! (I considered not putting this in here because it screams to the world "I have hemorrhoids" but reality is, when I was pregnant with the twins...lots of pressure...to much information?) When I wiped it off his foot he cried hysterically, he was so proud that he doctored his own boo boo. I need a lock on my bedroom door.